What Dog?

Does anyone know how to get a dog into the witness protection program? He has not witnessed a crime but he needs to lay low. His recent media attention has brought out a few stalkers and he is now worried he will be dog napped when doing his business. He is afraid that in a moment of weakness the temptation for yummy treats will be too much. He will be whisked away before realizing he is no longer glued to mommy’s ass. The program must allow mom to come along of course.


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