This is a story of why you don’t let a car monkey in the house. It is a PG story. Pony porn NO. Squirrel porn is the line people!
DB got to go to the zoo with us and so he had to switch vehicles. When we got home I took DB in the house instead of returning him to his proper vehicle. BIG MISTAKE He got to hang out on the bed with the other stuffies for two days and Sunday night is when I realized we had a situation. DB got rather attached to a certain large pony and did not want to loosen his monkey death grip on her. This was not going to work. Their love was doomed! He is a car monkey and she a house pony. This shit can’t happen!!!
I apprised Daddy of the dire situation and he immediately had a solution. Daddy suggested DB take the matching little pony to the car with him. GENIOUS!! I was sceptical that it would work though. I wasn’t sure if after falling in love with a big pony that DB would go for the little pony so I consulted the Fort group. A wise little said that just like Daddies can love a big and a little DB could too. So smart!! So overnight DB held both the big and little pony and this morning he took the little pony to the car with him. Now he isn’t alone!!!!
Daddy was so very wise with his solution but part of me thinks this might be a plan to get more stuffies off of the bed. That led to a discussion of how many stuffies are too many for a car and if there was such a thing. Consensus is that as long as you can see out the window you are good. I think if you had tons then you would look like you were driving in a claw machine. Angel’s car would be perfect for that!!! Angel see if Daddy will let you put lots of stuffies in and install a claw on the roof!