Conversations With Me #1

Spotting the new exercise band laying on the bed. “Is that a condom?”

“Yeah maybe for an elephant.”

“Oh have you ever seen elephants having sex?”

“NO and I’m good” he quickly professes.

“Because it’s like huge” as I hold my arms out.

“Does that turn you on?”

“No it kinda freaks me out.”

He just shakes his head and walks away.

*Oh and I’m sure Daddy thanks whoever it was that showed me the elephant porn. Seriously I can’t remember why I watched it but someone must be responsible.

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