Spotting the new exercise band laying on the bed. “Is that a condom?”
“Yeah maybe for an elephant.”
“Oh have you ever seen elephants having sex?”
“NO and I’m good” he quickly professes.
“Because it’s like huge” as I hold my arms out.
“Does that turn you on?”
“No it kinda freaks me out.”
He just shakes his head and walks away.
*Oh and I’m sure Daddy thanks whoever it was that showed me the elephant porn. Seriously I can’t remember why I watched it but someone must be responsible.