me: Oww Oww Oww (crawling across the bed) Daddy I got a bruise. (pulls up pants leg)
D: All I see is your knee.
me: I got a BIG bruise right there.
D: What from?
me: I have no idea.
I know it wasn’t from anything fun.
I don’t think anyone gets off getting their shins beat.
OH OH baby hit me in the shin again!
D: I’m going to bed.